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WHEN I DO A WALK OF SHAME PAST A TOUR GROUP

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WHEN MY FRIEND IS RUDE TO ME

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WHEN I BOTHER MY FRIEND WHEN SHES STUDYING

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THE FIRST THING I DO WHEN I GET TO A HOTEL ROOM

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when the hot bartender asks what i would like

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when i wake up with 32423543 injuries and 0 explanations

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and then someone tells me it’s because i tried to break into my favorite pizza place by throwing myself through its bolt locked door and i’m like:

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when I talk about chipotle

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when im on the phone with dominos

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when i have a headache and go on webmd to see what it could be

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when i make life choices

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When my professor asks if I’m drunk in class

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I’m like,

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when someone asks me what my idea of a perfect date is

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when im down to my last 5 adderall

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My relationship with Jack Daniels

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When my roommate tries to wake me up before noon

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